Behavior
Basic standards of politeness and good grooming are presumed. Beyond those criteria, I have the following expectations of your conduct and will set forth additional ones as I choose:
1. Be punctual for your appointment. I need time between sessions to return calls, clean and replace dungeon implements, rest My feet and nibble on a bon-bon. Also, your lack of punctuality infringes on the dungeon’s margin of discretion in scheduling. It is important that you arrive exactly on time. And punctuality does not mean being even ten minutes late. Or sitting out in the parking lot because you are early. If you would like to use the dungeon’s facilities to take a shower or freshen up, arrangements can be made to accommodate this, but you must make them in advance of your arrival.
2. I respect your limits and demand reciprocity in this regard. Requests for sexual contact, for meeting elsewhere or any conduct I consider improper will cause your immediate banishment from My presence in a most non-erotic manner.
3. Do not complain about the fee for your session. Yes, S/M is an expensive pastime. But so are polo, sailing and flying. Does anyone really expect these activities to be discounted merely to permit access by the masses? Stop whining and pay the fee or take up bowling instead.
4. Pleas to become My personal slave fall on deaf ears. Even if you have a hot bod, intellectual brilliance, can melt an iceberg with your charm, etc. it will make no difference. Do you realize how many thousands of you there are for one such as I? Sheer numbers alone should preclude your even asking. UNLESS….perhaps you possess a skill or commodity I need? (NO, NOT THAT! see item #2)….do you have significant jewelry you don’t need anymore or some scrumptious oriental rugs just lying around? DO YOU OWN A HARDWARE STORE? Then there may be a place for you as a dungeon slave but only if you also possess most of the attributes previously mentioned and have had several paid sessions with Me. No exceptions!